Brave Olympians, we salute you and your hours, days, and years of rigorous training to sweep the ice in a manner heroic and myth-worthy. We salute you!

You—the well-groomed person reading this flyer—are hereby invited to come hoist a pint or two and enjoy an evening of songs celebrating the majesty of the luge, the perils of the curl, and the enduring heartbreak of the ice dancing. BYO Broom.

Songs, Videos, & Official Rules of Curling at toddhoke.com