Possum Royale yields to oncoming traffic. Possum Royale brushes and flosses AND abstains from sugary snacks between meals – that’s why four out of five dentists recommend Possum Royale to their patients (the fifth dentist is more of a showtunes sort – no judgement – to each his/her own and so forth). Possum Royale drinks eight glasses of water daily. Possum Royale gave at the office. Possum Royale knows precisely how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. Possum Royale has the soundtrack to “Rocky” on 8-track. Possum Royale is Richard Brock and Todd Hoke and they play a rootsy mishmash of folk, country, and blues whether you want them to or not – sorry about that. Finis.